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"yaqeenan woh shaks goonga hai
jis ne mujy dekha aur gaali na di"
(Asif Zardari ki kitab "firaun ki wapsi"
chapter "haan me kutta hun"
page#420)
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Application 4 Leave
O My Master
When I Come
Goday Goday Water
Rain Chum Chum
Leg My Phisli
Diga Me Dharam
Thallay My Bag
And Utay I M
Is Ly Today
i Cannot Cum.
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TechAr BAngALi StudEnt SE:
Is JuMLe Ki Urdu BAtAo
"My BrothEr CAn't Cook."
BAngALi:
"HAmArE BhAi K0 PokhAnA NAi AtA"... ;->
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Larki Jub Saray Kapray Utaar Laiti Hay To Kia Hota Hay?
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Taar Khali Ho Jati Hay.
Yaar Kabhi To +Ve Socha Karo... ;->
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Amrican:
Hmary tu Kutty chor pkar lety hen!
Japani:
Hmari fish tu Basket Ball khel leti hy.
Pakistani:
Lo dasso jee
Sady ty Bandar V msg parh lendy ny.
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Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh He Ghoom Gaya Faraz,
Jab Meri Dadi Ne Call Kar K Mujhse Pocha:
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Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?
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MujK0 Malom Nhi Husun Ki "Tareef
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Haqiqat Me Haseen Sirf "Whi he"Jis Ne ApKo Msg Kya He
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// uff , ammi meri nazar utaren..
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Begum: Mujhe kisi mehngi jagah le k chaliye na ji.
Shohar: Chalo tayyar hojaoo..Petrol Pump chalte hain.
GEO MUSHARAF..!
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Never tell a lie to anyone about his love(That he is gonna die), May your this lie Cause a person to Heart Attack or even death.
Do You wana be cause of anyone''s Death, if not then stop April Fooling
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Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
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When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
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How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
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Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!
After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top
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True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
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Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
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